The Boy In The Balloon Hoax.

Richard Heene (970) 204-0482
5434 Fossil Ridge Dr W,  Fort Collins, Colorado 80525

Come on people, you could have let the balloon go and gotten the Guiness Book of World Records for farthest balloon distance. You could have gone about it the RIGHT way to get into the McSpotlight you freaking idiot. You top the crappiest peole of the week and are an inspiration of what your kids should not be like when they grow up. We all hope you spend a few nights in jail for such a cruel joke. However, most of us were smart enough to not believe there was a child in the balloon. The Colorado sheriff even says what they did was only a Misdemeanor offence anyways, but I am sure they can figure out some more severe charges. When aircraft are launched to save someone’s life, you are taking away those valuable resources that could have been used to REALLY save someone’s life. Richard Heene, you are a douchebag. Urban Dictionary defines douchebag as, “Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.” Sounds fitting to me.

Thank you for the inspriation for us to build a website to disgrace your name.

You are officially ‘The Crappiest Person Of The Week’! You are even getting charged with attempting to influence a public offical, we all cannot wait to find out what that means. Mr. Heene’s attorney seems to think that his client will not get any jail time.  What do you think?

Richard Heene has plead guilty to a felony offense of attempting to influence a public servant, and his wife has plead guilty to false reporting to authorities, a misdemeanor of the lowest level. Based on the plee agreement, they will not serve jail time. Is that fair?

Everyone watched CNN today, as a Colorado boy was reported to have taken off in an experimental balloon. The parents claimed that their son was on board of a mylar weather balloon which the father had constructed and stored at their home. Millions of people watched as the balloon travelled clear across the state of Colorado, wondering if the boy would end up dead. “After we yelled his name several times, it started building on us my gosh he’s inside,” Richard Heene told Blitzer who was filling in for King. “To get verification later on we looked at some video footage Bradford shot. Falcon said he was going to sneak inside.” The magnatude of the seriousness of the situation started a media frenzy and drove authorities to consider a number of desperate rescue scenarios designed to save the apparently space-bound boy.

The Colorado National Guard launched a Black Hawk helicopter, and considered suspending someone beneath it, in an attempt to recover Falcon. But then the balloon landed gracefully to the earth with no sign of the boy, then sparking fears that the boy had fallen to his death at some point along the way. Eventually the boy was located in the attic of the garage several HOURS after the incident began. The father told Wolf that he called the FAA immediately after the situation started instead of 911. This alone is a red flag. Why the hell would someone call the FAA and NOT 911? Then as the interview progressed, Falcon answered some questions in which his response was, “I was in the attic and the reason why I went up there is my dad yelled at me,” Falcon answered. “He doesn’t want me to play in the flying saucer.” Responding to questions that the entire event may have been a publicity stunt, Mayumi Heene said their fear was real. What does not jive is that just as everything seemed legit, the father asks Falcon if he heard everyone calling him. Falcon’s response was, “”Uh-huh,”. His parents both appeared surprised and proceed to ask why he didn’t come out. Then the BOMB SHELL DROPS. Falcon says, “You guys said we did this for the show,” the boy said. When his father was pressed about what his son meant, he became uncomfortable, finally saying he was “appalled” by the question.” After saying he was appalled a half dozen times and flipping the script, he makes sure that no other questions are answered by Falcon. Then Wolf Blitzer starts apologizing and stops pressing the issue, because the father is realizing that the child just blew their cover. A six year old boy does not come up with the answer, “You TOLD me to do it.” for no reason. It is clear that this whole catastrophe was staged. If you do not believe it. Watch this CNN video clip of the interview of the family with Wolf Blitzer. The Army National Guard had to get involved because they truly believed that someone’s child was at stake. How can anyone seriously lets these psychopaths off the hook after such a media frenzy and national hoax. In interviews with the media, the following morning, Falcon gets sick at the questions. He ends up vomitting twice, once onscree

n and once offscreen. Clearly the boy is becoming increasingly troubled that he went along with this scam. Obviously, the children are not at fault in this situation. The parents are absolutely to blame. These people are attention hogs and using the entire situation to get publicity. Now that the situation has back fired and there is a media backlash, Mr. Heene is back paddling to try to keep it together. They need to come clean AND spend a few nights in jail and I am sure Richard Heene would refuse a polygraph test so we can find out the truth, though it is clear to most of us. The balloon reached altitudes of nearly 7,000 feet (about 1.3 miles) above ground and travelled almost 50 miles in distance.